Confessions of Red Meat Survivors Hoodie — Funny Carnivore Pride Pullover
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This midweight hoodie carries a quiet, resilient voice. The black fleece features bold, distressed lettering that reads like a lived-in mantra—“Confessions of Red-Head Survivors”—giving the piece an edgy, personal feel. It drapes with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders, so it moves like a favorite layer you reach for on rough mornings or long nights. The two-piece, color-matched jersey hood adds warmth without bulk, and the roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds small essentials. Built from a soft ring-spun cotton blend and produced under OEKO-TEX, FLA, and WRAP standards, it blends comfort with conscious manufacturing. Wear it to share a bit of your story, to sit by a late-night bonfire, or to fold into a suitcase for a road trip—this hoodie settles into the life of someone who values authenticity, warmth, and durability.
Product features
- Two-piece color-matched jersey-lined hood for extra warmth
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for easy layering
- Large pouch pocket for hand-warming and storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric: soft ring-spun cotton blend for durability and comfort
- Sustainably and ethically produced (OEKO-TEX Standard 100, FLA & WRAP certified)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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